I just wanted to politely let you know that it’s really annoying when you start up conversations on your balcony at 1am every night. It’s only been happening the over the last week, so I’m not sure if you’ve just moved in or have friends staying over for Mardi Gras or something, but I really don’t want to listen to your every word of your conversations. I have to work during the day the talking really does keep me awake. If you could keep your voices down or take it inside that would be great. I’m asking politely because judging by what I hear in your meant-to-be-private conversations, you sound quite reasonable. I hope you understand.
The worst web host in the world. I’m so glad I moved my shit off their servers. Constant SQL injection hacks, no email for a month and to top it off, rude fucking support staff! Read about that shit on fieryemails soon…
How funny is that picture? Random stock photo tard… if he’s the guy I’ve been talking to, I’d like to say a big fuck you…
That’s right. It’s now de rigueur to receive a court summons via Facefuck.
Glad you signed up with your real name now?
If you were planning on being famous, or doing something illegal, I’d suggest you find a less invasive form of communication than what is essentially a rather obese spyware app.
In light of Facefuck’s recent acquisition of my personal details (which are bogus, of course), here is a comedic summary detailing the perils of the latest social netstalking craze.
What you may not have known, is that Digidesign hate you. They hate me too, seeing as I’m NOT about to spend tens of thousands on their shit (at this point in time).
My conversation with them went thusly:
Me: Hi, I’m looking to buy Pro Tools Academic version but can’t find any retailers in Australia.
DD: That’s because we don’t sell it in Australia.
Me: Oh, why is that?
DD: Because we don’t.
Me: Well that’s not a very helpful answer.
DD: Look I’m not in the business of answering semantic questions and I’m actually on annual leave so I don’t have time to answer these kind of questions.
Me: Right, well I’ll let you speak with the dial tone then.
The only slightly bad part about my otherwise wonderful job, apart from it being in entirely the wrong industry, is the one person who runs around telling people what to do, in a nonsensical parlance otherwise known as marketing speak…
You know what… I’m old school. Give me YouTube and a blog and that’s all the time I want to spend in front of computer when I’m not at work or doing something with musics. The allure of signing up to social networking sites is lost on me. I have a myspace, I should know.
This, from Facebook: “We may use information about you that we collect from other sources, including but not limited to newspapers and Internet sources such as blogs, instant messaging services and other users of Facebook, to supplement your profile.”
Now that Matt is studying law, he can legitimise his role as a serial pest with big words and precedents. Marvel as he fronts up to Sartor over the redevelopment of the CUB site. Nice one MDB!
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Fire hydrants through 5th storey windows Fractured Calcaneus: The calcaneus is the weight-bearing bone of the heel. Calcaneal fractures are common following a fall from a height, such as off a bridge or from a building or during parachuting. Severe pain and swelling will follow this injury and symptoms will markedly increase upon weight bearing if this is at all possible.
Ok so Weapon X & Ken Hell… the Drive it Like It’s Hot thing is an example of when an artist’s joke track is better than their serious (normal) shit… (True, ever heard Wave Up Stev?) Though Mr. X is a fairly sick producer and has made beats for Bliss N Eso, Downsyde, 1200 Techniques, Savage and a bunch of other local and overseas dudes.
