I just wanted to politely let you know that it’s really annoying when you start up conversations on your balcony at 1am every night. It’s only been happening the over the last week, so I’m not sure if you’ve just moved in or have friends staying over for Mardi Gras or something, but I really don’t want to listen to your every word of your conversations. I have to work during the day the talking really does keep me awake. If you could keep your voices down or take it inside that would be great. I’m asking politely because judging by what I hear in your meant-to-be-private conversations, you sound quite reasonable. I hope you understand.

Thanks.

How funny is that picture? Random stock photo tard… if he’s the guy I’ve been talking to, I’d like to say a big fuck you…

Glad you signed up with your real name now?

If you were planning on being famous, or doing something illegal, I’d suggest you find a less invasive form of communication than what is essentially a rather obese spyware app.

Australian court allows legal documents to be sent via Facebook

I bet they all watch GodTube on the regular…

I’m not buying.

What you may not have known, is that Digidesign hate you. They hate me too, seeing as I’m NOT about to spend tens of thousands on their shit (at this point in time).

My conversation with them went thusly:

Me: Hi, I’m looking to buy Pro Tools Academic version but can’t find any retailers in Australia.
DD: That’s because we don’t sell it in Australia.
Me: Oh, why is that?
DD: Because we don’t.
Me: Well that’s not a very helpful answer.
DD: Look I’m not in the business of answering semantic questions and I’m actually on annual leave so I don’t have time to answer these kind of questions.
Me: Right, well I’ll let you speak with the dial tone then.

I think this bullshit generator would serve her well.

You are, however, reading the post. Does that make you a or b?

For fear of alienating my audience, I’d like to let you know that I’m working on becoming less cynical.

That is all.

Hi guys,

If you’re on Facebook, beam me up. If you’re not, get with the times why don’t ya!

LOL

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PB.net will likely be undergoing some renovations soon however.

Don’t worry it will be the sex, and probably Newart-less.

Werd.

You know what… I’m old school. Give me YouTube and a blog and that’s all the time I want to spend in front of computer when I’m not at work or doing something with musics. The allure of signing up to social networking sites is lost on me. I have a myspace, I should know.

This, from Facebook: “We may use information about you that we collect from other sources, including but not limited to newspapers and Internet sources such as blogs, instant messaging services and other users of Facebook, to supplement your profile.”

Fuck that.

My house is too noisy to think. More soon…

The Lanfranchis doco – it’s a lot of work. More soon.

I have no time for blogging much these days. That is all!

http://www.news.com.au/sundaytelegraph/story/0,,21347323-5006009,00.html

I think I’m gonna start an audio blog soon though… at least that will be useful for internet and music turds…

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Ha!

Gash to the arm…

werd

But some areas as Kirsty has already discussed with you remain at sound
levels which are obviously lower than others.

I cannot understand how this is still happening. I am concerned that you are
looking at the technical decibel counter as you explained last week.”

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wtf… Apparently marketing people have an ear for mixing (and talk like Diamond Dave). It’s already been limited to the bullshit…

sound design: pezboy

written by: david mason

half of the logging sheets by: loren blumgart

Mate, he even co-produced Renee Geyer who I’m sure heads don’t exactly identify with. And no, I don’t either, but it’s good to see a dope producer who can work with different people and isn’t afraid of some genre polygamy. I’ve never actually heard Renee Geyer anyway, but I’m sure it isn’t good. Something like a cross between Wendy Mathews and fucking something like Kate Cebrano maybe. Excuse me while I shudder… gross.
I wonder if major label crapshooters 1200 Techniques (who I’ve almost never heard but have seen and heard lots of) actually do anything other than act in Tim Tam ads, chat shit on Rove, and flog dodgy side-project mix cds of boring ghey skool hip hop to 14 year old school girls. And yes, the TIm Tam genie – I got it from a good source. The Rove thing I just made up but it sounds like something they would do.

I wonder how much of their shit was produced by WX? He is kinda like the Australian Scott Storch (the dude that co-produces [ie. basically writes most of] Dre’s music… but more on Mr Storch another time).

Anyway all of this is shit compared to the Dirty Boyz
http://myspace.com/beatsbyweaponx (I know, a Myspace link… sad isn’t it)

Becoming pelvic, scratchy foreheaded on thinky pills.
And welcome to PPPEEEEZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

you will hear me coming

like a cow