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4:30am-tastic Assignment Action

October 31, 2006

Goin men’al (that’s cockney for… )

Doing this crappy Contemporary Cultures thing due in 8 hours. A soundscape and 1000 word paper to explain it. It’s of 9/11 sounds layered with audio snippets of Bush and shit + some well erroneous sounds – like Bryan Adams.

Ok, it’s not fully shit I suppose, but being overstretched with all this end of semester work, I can’t devote enough time to it to make it truly smashing. At any rate, it sounds truly macabre and disturbing… hope Collin (the tutor, who is cool and an audio nerd of sorts) can sit through the whole 10 minutes.

Maybe I’ll post it on YouTube with some token visuals. Serious flame bait, huh.

If you care and/or are bored, click the ‘more’ link below to check all the shit I sampled for the project.

Now for the 1000 words…

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Flash is a Piece of Shit

October 18, 2006

Stupid me decided to dust off my Flash installation to use for this Noir site for uni… and here I am trying to make simple fucking gotoandplay() links… and it ain’t happening. So after wasting 5 hours last night on it… I Googled and found this on the macromedia site:

“The gotoAndPlay and gotoAndStop functions, using a variable or expression for the frame, will go to the WRONG FRAME if you use any scenes and do any rearranging of scene order.”

Well that’s fucking useful isn’t it? Where’s the update? How many plebs has this got the better of? Large software companies can bite a dick…

http://livedocs.macromedia.com/flash/8/main/wwhelp/wwhimpl/common/html/wwhelp.htm?context=LiveDocs_Parts&file=00001732.html 

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CSS is shit…

October 18, 2006

…just look at this mangled this blog, fuck knows how that happened… and as if I could be bothered to fix it…

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Tim Power…

September 29, 2006

…totally has the hots for me. He takes photos of me, tells me to update my blog and says ‘gay’ a lot (like certain other MAP’ers some of us know). The 16 year old girls on his myspace serve only to divert our attention from his latent homosexuality. Tim says he’s into photography but he’s really into goatse.

How’s that Mr. Powerdrill?

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Someone has a conscience

August 22, 2006

The family dynasty takes a bizarre new twist involving laptops, belated conversation and vodka. Can you work it out?

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Your total score is 8

August 16, 2006

What does your score mean? (assuming you answered ‘YES’ to either question 1 and/or question 2)
4 or less: Unlikely to have a depressive illness
5 or more: Likely to have a depressive illness

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Fuckwitism: It’s a Mental State

August 13, 2006

… which 1/2 of the males in my family suffer greatly from.

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Today – ridicule. Tomorrow – really cool… Don’t mention the hair

July 29, 2006

New fucking paradigm or what? It’s almost geek pie… The results of a Friday night bender. Thanks to a certain Lanfranchis resident for my wonderous new reverse mullet. Surry Hills clone it ain’t

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Alcoholic? Probably.

July 27, 2006

26/07/2006     MADISON HOTEL SURRY HILLS        $35.00
24/07/2006     L/LAND BONDI JUNCTION NSW AU        $32.99
23/07/2006     CREST HOTEL BOTTLE S KINGS CROSS NS    $25.00
20/07/2006     CAMPDERDOWN CELLARS DARLINGHURST    $33.99

My bank account hates vodka.

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Dick’s sausage

July 7, 2006

Christ, homo-innuendo is rife.
I’m talking about eating meat for the first time in over a decade… freak perverts.
The only kind of sausage I have dreamt of stuffing myself with…
this kind of sausage

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Sausage dreams

July 6, 2006

’nuff said

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Presenteeism

June 30, 2006

I am definately guilty of contributing to the statistics…
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/06/1060064237315.html

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Major Disclaimer…

June 28, 2006

Er,

No recent post is in reference to anyone in particular. Nothing is meant to insinuate nothing. Please. I love you all.

Yes.
You included!!!

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Omnivorous Tendencies

June 28, 2006

Ok, I was offered me some prime scotch fillet (thanks Bizza)… I sat there, cut it even and contemplated eating meat for the first time in 10 years. I was semi-keen to do it… I’m over ultra-skinnyness and shit. Well I don’t care but I’m sick of fat bastards commenting. I’ve been skinny since whenever and am still awaiting puberty, so maybe some cow will help.

Anyway, after laming out, I said I would eat a cheeseburger from Maccas if we won the football.

There is so many things wrong with that I know.

We didn’t win anyway, so I’ll probably be eating some swine one morning to get the flesh-eating underway.
Pre-Big Mac... Hit me up... yum

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More Resonance

June 28, 2006

Glass breaking stylee. This is the stuff of urban mythology for sure.
Vibrato at the right intensity and pitch = shattered chamapagne flute.

I hope this girl doesn’t practice singing in front of the mirror. Lame joke sure… but I have an excuse. My head is sore… I think I have an aneurysm even. No more alcohol or weed for at least a week huh…

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What the fuck has happened to me…

June 27, 2006

I’ve been spectating sporting events and dealing with mugging myself. I seem to be good at it.

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June 19, 2006

Well. I didn’t realise you were so sensitive. Various peoples reminded me about that drunk and cryptic ‘fuck you all’ post over the weekend.
What can I say, things are lovely.

So are you.

I hope that was touching for the RSS heads.

Really though.

joy

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Fuck you all

June 17, 2006

Yeah that’s how I feel. Coughling blood. Players will be. Resumed cigarette smoking. Esophageal cancer? Insomnia. Couldn’t give a fuck. Read the title. It’s 4am, dramatism, life is over, fuck you all. Re: Uncle and me…. RSS or not.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000268.htm

At least Agent 86 loves me. And he is the shit so fuck you all a 3rd time. See you in Berlin.

> Hello…
>
> Just listened to your tunes on Juno. Nice. Just wondering what the cost
> would be to get you down to Melbourne for a live show? Saw your photo with
> Afrika Bambaataa – I don’t really believe that you hate DJ’s – do you spin
> tunes at all??
>
> Cheers,
>
> Nigel.

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The Low Production Values of Australian TV

June 6, 2006

Take that crapshoot Pizza for instance. They licensed a bunch of my tracks and never got back to me. Just to make sure they are not running some backwater operation (which they are) I forced myself to endure an episode last night. It’s truly painful and I couldn’t be fucked with it again. Calling them will be easier.
crap tv

http://www20.sbs.com.au/pizza/images/header2.jpg

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Benchmark Lusers…

June 4, 2006

Loud computers vs. framerates.

The sad plight of people who don’t understand that these days, the easiest way speed up a computer is to spend more money. “Word”.

Average Computer Enthusiast

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3549

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Hermetic Regression

May 28, 2006

At least I’ll get some music done.
In the last 16 hours I have:

  • Not looked away from the machines.
  • Used music to procrastinate.
  • Denied amphetaminisation.
  • Spewed forth midi data.
  • Hooked up V-Stack
  • Yearned for Berlin.
  • Re-entered a world of prioritisation and individualism.

My blog is looking more common everyday.

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Sex. Psychology. Motivations.

May 24, 2006

Mutually non-exclusive concurrently double-edgedness.

Making sense of neurosis.

Or something.

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Enough Said

May 4, 2006

zacc says:
been a while .. since “one” can get exposure playing gigs every week
what a gig a month if you are lucky?
say 100 people max, 1200 people a year
a video on rage .. 12,000 in 6 minutes ?
kids .. need to make a visual connection with the music nowadays..
Richard says:
true
titties sell records
zacc says:
“the feeling” on E or Acid don’t cut it anymore
Richard says:
you need some ice mate

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The Current State of Musical Affairs

May 4, 2006

zacc says:
rick rubin said…
you know when music gets lame when the current generation starts listening to music that their older brothers and sisters were into
Richard says:
mate
zacc says:
man “back in the day “… electro / techno / acid etc.. was never ever heard before !
where kraftwork / yellow / 242 etc .. had no reference… made the shit up
Richard says:
mate im with it
zacc says:
303 going nuts..
Richard says:
mash up generation
zacc says:
did ya mum listen to that shit ?
Richard says:
word

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Sorry what were you saying?

April 13, 2006

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