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Googlephobes

August 16, 2008

Welcome to Demonoid. Demonoid is a special service for people who don’t know how to go to Google and look up stuff. You can just post your questions about software here, and a speical team of “Internet Experts” will go to Google and perform those “oh-so-difficult” searches that vex and perplex the average user. Follow the high-tech link below and your questions will be magically answered by the Information Superhighway!!!!

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Thanks Google!

July 3, 2008

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PB.net Search Strings

March 10, 2008

In the interestes of nerditry and nothing else… Here is the top Google searches that lead people to pezboy.net… wow.

pezboy
curtis newart
funnies
pez boy
meth freaks
cock o’lada
crystal meth masturate
drugs are bad mkay
fully sick subwoofer
leotards guy
tards are funny
zimmer studio
adhisaya piravi (torrentdvd)
adhisaya piravi superstar torrent
are ice ages crystal
athisaya piravi dwarf
cocko lada
crazy footage
da pezboy
disposophobia

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Check the rank

June 10, 2006

hah…

Google indexes the strangest shit on this blawg.

13.33% of my traffic comes from people googling:
“meth freaks”
http://www.google.com/search?q=meth+freaks

Isn’t that lovely?

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Useless Internet Trivia

June 5, 2006

At my work we discover all sorts of useless information about how stupid Americans use the net.

Look at how many misspellings for Britney Spears they come up with.
Google is scary.
http://www.google.com/jobs/britney.html

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An Introduction to Google

April 11, 2006

This is another post where I can give people a URL rather than explain shit to them, or argue with them.
It’s the Internet, don’t believe anything – but these sites are a good starting point for people who can’t seem to understand Google is a corporation. The C word. It’s dirty isn’t it.

We are talking about a company with a currently listed share price of USD$416.38 (on the NASDAQ)

What does this mean to you?


Fucking Clippy

http://www.fuckedgoogle.com

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My Work

April 11, 2006

People often ask what I do.
Sometimes I find it hard to describe, so here is a helpful piece of msn art from Stev that should clear things up.

I would be over the right hand side of the diagram, with money to the far left: and nothing but vast expanses of Internet and nerds between us.
Simple...

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New Google Technology

March 31, 2006

Screw the Page Rank algorithm… Pigeon Rank is the new thing.

Indian pigeons
http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html

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Elgoog – Google Mirror

March 20, 2006

Perfect for use in China.

Elgoog

http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/m/index.cgi

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I can use this daily…

March 16, 2006

JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!
File under: “Why didn’t I think of that?”

...people never learn

http://justfuckinggoogleit.com

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Chinese Google

March 16, 2006

It’s all puppies… no beer or human rights for Chinese Googlers…
Oh yes Lord Google, how may you control me today?
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Utilities/get_galleryfile.asp?idOLG=%7B28E0B031-0D2A-48F8-AB7C-4D7A760063B8%7D0

http://news.com.com/What+Google+censors+in+China/2100-1030_3-6031727.html

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