Pezboy.net » Internet Funnies http://www.pezboy.net Exploits in a Pwnage World Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:31:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Funny SEEK ad http://www.pezboy.net/funny-seek-ad/ http://www.pezboy.net/funny-seek-ad/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:02:53 +0000 admin http://www.pezboy.net/?p=281 Copywriter and Website Reviewer – Adult Entertainment

Pistol Media is an online, gay, adult entertainment distributor and a subsidiary of a US-based, online adult entertainment industry founder. Demand for our top shelf, online products continues to grow and as does our requirement for motivated, fun and skilled people.

We’re looking for a talented, energetic, up-beat writer to take on a newly created, full- time role.

The job has 2 main components:

  • Reviewing gay porn sites and managing the addition of review content, images and links to a couple of established, gay porn blogs.
  • Writing copy for videos and photo-sets appearing an ever-expanding portfolio of subscription-based, adult websites.

The successful candidate needs to have full-time writing experience and/or demonstrated capability to be a full-time writer. Experience working with blog and/or online content systems is a plus. It’s important to be organized, have a sense of humour and able to work in a close-knit, team environment. You need to be legitimately seeking long-term, full-time employment.

Appropriately qualified, entry level candidates or graduates will be considered.

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/funny-seek-ad/feed/ 0 Service with a smile http://www.pezboy.net/service-with-a-smile/ http://www.pezboy.net/service-with-a-smile/#comments Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:28:18 +0000 admin http://www.pezboy.net/?p=279 dope hotel

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]]> http://www.pezboy.net/hitler-and-twitter/feed/ 0 Urban Knitting http://www.pezboy.net/urban-knitting/ http://www.pezboy.net/urban-knitting/#comments Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:53:19 +0000 admin http://www.pezboy.net/?p=247 Here’s some street art that would make your grandmother happy…
It’s guerilla knitting, and it takes fucking forever to do.

If you find a chilly tree, knit that shit a cosy!

urban knitting

http://deputy-dog.com/2008/11/urban-knitting-worlds-most-inoffensive.html

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/urban-knitting/feed/ 4 Gotcha http://www.pezboy.net/gotcha/ http://www.pezboy.net/gotcha/#comments Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:35:00 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/gotcha/

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/gotcha/feed/ 0 Safe For Work Pron http://www.pezboy.net/safe-for-work-pron/ http://www.pezboy.net/safe-for-work-pron/#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:05:46 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/safe-for-work-pron/ Best viral vid for ages.

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/safe-for-work-pron/feed/ 0 I think it needs… http://www.pezboy.net/i-think-it-needs/ http://www.pezboy.net/i-think-it-needs/#comments Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:59:49 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/i-think-it-needs/ more cowbell!

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/i-think-it-needs/feed/ 0 Googlephobes http://www.pezboy.net/googlephobes/ http://www.pezboy.net/googlephobes/#comments Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:08:54 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/googlephobes/ Welcome to Demonoid. Demonoid is a special service for people who don’t know how to go to Google and look up stuff. You can just post your questions about software here, and a speical team of “Internet Experts” will go to Google and perform those “oh-so-difficult” searches that vex and perplex the average user. Follow the high-tech link below and your questions will be magically answered by the Information Superhighway!!!!

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/googlephobes/feed/ 0 Thanks Google! http://www.pezboy.net/thanks-google/ http://www.pezboy.net/thanks-google/#comments Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:59:05 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/thanks-google/

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/thanks-google/feed/ 4 Expert Sex Change http://www.pezboy.net/expert-sex-change/ http://www.pezboy.net/expert-sex-change/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:25:31 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/expert-sex-change/ No wonder the fools at www.experts-exchange.com have a dash in their URL.

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/expert-sex-change/feed/ 0 Sorry Nu-Ravers http://www.pezboy.net/sorry-nu-ravers/ http://www.pezboy.net/sorry-nu-ravers/#comments Thu, 22 May 2008 08:08:05 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/sorry-nu-ravers/ Fabric Nightclub, London FAQs

Is there a dress code?
Fabric operates a casual dress code so jeans and trainers are allowed. If you’d like to check if a particular item of clothing is allowed – please call the office between 10am-7pm.

We do not allow fancy dress, business suits or any day glow wear.

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/sorry-nu-ravers/feed/ 0 Sucked In http://www.pezboy.net/sucked-in/ http://www.pezboy.net/sucked-in/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 10:11:05 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/sucked-in/ In light of Facefuck’s recent acquisition of my personal details (which are bogus, of course), here is a comedic summary detailing the perils of the latest social netstalking craze.

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/sucked-in/feed/ 0 Super Bummer http://www.pezboy.net/super-bummer/ http://www.pezboy.net/super-bummer/#comments Tue, 06 May 2008 02:54:39 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/super-bummer/

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/super-bummer/feed/ 0 “it’s likely that you’re not getting the flattest cut possible!” http://www.pezboy.net/its-likely-that-youre-not-getting-the-flattest-cut-possible/ http://www.pezboy.net/its-likely-that-youre-not-getting-the-flattest-cut-possible/#comments Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:28:25 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/its-likely-that-youre-not-getting-the-flattest-cut-possible/ The Flattops appear to be taking over Brisbane.

http://www.theflattopcrew.com.au/

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/its-likely-that-youre-not-getting-the-flattest-cut-possible/feed/ 0 I think they mean illegal ones. http://www.pezboy.net/i-think-they-mean-illegal-ones/ http://www.pezboy.net/i-think-they-mean-illegal-ones/#comments Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:20:11 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/i-think-they-mean-illegal-ones/ Luckily for us, the NSW Police have put together this useful guide for what to do if you find drugs…

What do I do if I find drugs?

If you find drugs you should immediately telephone the Police Assistance Line on 131 444 who will arrange for Police to attend and collect the drugs. You should not touch or move the drugs.

I could take this apart in so many ways…

http://www.police.nsw.gov.au/how_to../how_to_.._general/what_do_i_do_if_i_find_drugs

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]]> http://www.pezboy.net/rolling-rick/feed/ 0 Technoviking http://www.pezboy.net/technoviking/ http://www.pezboy.net/technoviking/#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:27:57 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/technoviking/ Technoviking can lead a posse of ravetards around a German village. Technoviking advocates respect towards women. Technoviking can dance better than you.

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/technoviking/feed/ 0 Facebook Death http://www.pezboy.net/facebook-death/ http://www.pezboy.net/facebook-death/#comments Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:57:24 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/facebook-death/ To the Muslim father, Facebook represents a hotbed of lust and lascivious encounters. Beware, horniness can kill.
http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/04/04/saudi-woman-beaten-murdered

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/facebook-death/feed/ 0 HARRISON ON THE FRONT PAGE OF HOTCHICKSWITHDOUCHEBAGS.COM! http://www.pezboy.net/harrison-on-the-front-page-of-hotchickswithdouchebagscom/ http://www.pezboy.net/harrison-on-the-front-page-of-hotchickswithdouchebagscom/#comments Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:53:55 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/harrison-on-the-front-page-of-hotchickswithdouchebagscom/ This is teh awesome. After submitting this to HCwDB, it was up on the site overnight. Sorry Harrison, it had to be done and you’ve been pwned. Thanks to Jingle Jives for the inspiration. I love the intertubes!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/02/strailian-autopsy.html

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]]> http://www.pezboy.net/fuck-the-pasha-bulker/feed/ 0 Channel X News http://www.pezboy.net/channel-x-news/ http://www.pezboy.net/channel-x-news/#comments Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:30:40 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/?p=168 ]> Getting back into it with some old YouTubes.

This, from Byron Newsworthy…

]> http://www.pezboy.net/channel-x-news/feed/ 0 Gay Bands http://www.pezboy.net/gay-bands/ http://www.pezboy.net/gay-bands/#comments Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:17:22 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/?p=166 Check out the bands God hates…

Fuck knows how Justus Kohncke got on the list

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/gay-bands/feed/ 1 Myspace Fucktard of the Week http://www.pezboy.net/myspace-fucktard-of-the-week/ http://www.pezboy.net/myspace-fucktard-of-the-week/#comments Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:04:49 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/?p=141 http://www.myspace.com/curtisnewart

So many things wrong with this it’s not even funny… you probably don’t even have time to go through this shit to fully appreciate its hilarity… but trust me.
Real Life is probably my favourite (the worst) track.

]]> http://www.pezboy.net/myspace-fucktard-of-the-week/feed/ 6 Who Cries for the Children? http://www.pezboy.net/who-cries-for-the-children/ http://www.pezboy.net/who-cries-for-the-children/#comments Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:30:37 +0000 admin http://pezboy.net/?p=135 I dooooo… classic lyricism. One of those Live Aid in the studio type deals. So many egos, only one room… everyone giving each line their most, like collective constipation. And what’s the deal with holding the cans? Just can’t hear enough of yourself huh? To the guy who is stereo close mic’d up… voice = mono yeah? What a tool. The dude from Judas Priest though, how did he ever get away with the leotards… hmmm tards. I see.

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