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Telepathic Talkback

September 5, 2006

Eddie, Eddie… Raw and Delirious are pure comic genius. That’s about as far as it goes. This clip features a blonde Rick James (superfreak, c’mon people) as ‘producer’. By far the best bit is when he says ‘put your phones on man’ then Eddie responds. Think about it people… logic… funny.

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16 hours of ice wanking… credit due.

July 21, 2006

From: John Mc( full name suppressed)
To: mail@Masturbate-A-Thon.com
Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 11:28 AM
Subject: 8 Hour record
To the organisers of Masturbate-a-thon 2006
The official record might be 8 hours and 30 minutes (as stated on your website at: http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/, but there’s recorded evidence of a man who masturbated for 16 hours while under observation at St Vincents Hospital in Sydney NSW.
I think the “ice head” in question deserves due recognition for this amazing hyper-sexual feat.
If you need further proof, please see: http://abc.net.au/4corners/special_eds/20060320/
It is neither a brit, or an American who should holder of the world masturbation, but an Australian.
regards
John Mc(full name suppressed)

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Drunk Surgeon Knocks One Out, Naked On Letterbox

June 30, 2006

Sanjay Sanjay.
As if you were only drunk… you rocked up to a house you hadn’t lived in for 2 years… you batted off in public… you got arrested.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/drunk-surgeon-naked-on-letterbox/2006/06/29/1151174302805.html

Lucky for us, Stev got Sanjay’s politically incorrect recollections on tape here.

Get your raincoats...

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Playstation 3 Engrish Legending

June 15, 2006

s erect, indeed…
Crassic

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/2006/06/ps3spellingmistake.jpg

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Useless Internet Trivia

June 5, 2006

At my work we discover all sorts of useless information about how stupid Americans use the net.

Look at how many misspellings for Britney Spears they come up with.
Google is scary.
http://www.google.com/jobs/britney.html

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Back in the Dizzle

June 5, 2006

Ming painting trains with Dmote in 1987.
Dude seems to have rubbed shoulders with the luminaries of every scene in Sydney.
This is so ‘back in the day’ it’s just ridiculous, denim jackets ‘n all.

Ming keeps it real - before he even knew it would be real

http://www.dmote.com/1a.html#2

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Geeks Gone Wild

June 4, 2006

MIDAS “One-touch” bedroom party system. Borderline cool/sad for sure.

“Anyone with some programming and construction skills, drive, and a couple hundred dollars should be able to replicate this system”…
Fantastic.


http://web.mit.edu/zacka/www/midas.html

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MOT

May 24, 2006

Big ups the Museum of Techno…

Check out their collection of exotic South American badboy kick drums.
Funny fuckers.

MOT in the motherfucker

http://museumoftechno.org/exhibition_detail.php?id=9

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Brooklynn is an Audio Engineer…

April 11, 2006

and she’s in a calendar.
Hey, hot girls can be smart too…

At least that’s the premise behind this lameness.
Anyway, it still doesn’t stop her from being totally somewhat moist :)
Moist audio engineer action

http://www.geekgorgeous.com/brooklynn.htm

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Australian Tourism Ad Spoof

April 6, 2006

A lot cheaper than the original. And in much better taste.
“Where the fuck are you” indeed.
Yeah, where the fuck are you?

http://downwindmedia.com/index.html

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Steve Jobs Poses

March 31, 2006

A chronology of magazone covers featuring outright media slut, ‘my nigga’ Stevie J.
Stevie keepin' in real back in the dizzle
http://www.kuodesign.com/pineapple/coverme/index.html

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McRorie. This guy is the shit.

March 28, 2006

McRorie is the most talented guy. He plays complex rhythms and melodies while singing. There is no sequencing or sample playback here.
Just unbridled musical skill and a serious lack of taste. I would love to play a show with McRorie. I love him.
So talented. Such a freak.

http://www.mcrorie.net/

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Disposophobia

March 28, 2006

Fucked up, lonely people. No not you. These freaks who hoard rubbish – and have a psychological condition that prevents them disposing of it.

If you think you live like shit, know there are always people scabbier than you. Out there… somewhere… most likely posting useless shit on their blogs right now.

Clean up your fucking room. Haha

http://www.theplan.com/dmi/pix/examples.htm

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Elgoog – Google Mirror

March 20, 2006

Perfect for use in China.

Elgoog

http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/m/index.cgi

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Windows Vista Ripping off MacOsX – More Hacked Microsoft Keynote Videos

March 20, 2006

Praying on Windows users total ignorance of MacOsX. It’s not just because they don’t use macs – it only bothers me when Wintel people don’t comprehend there is more to computing then a pretty looking OS.

Well, that sounds like Mac users.

Did I think that was funny? I didn’t sleep last night, what I say isn’t funny and I have just been Alt-Tabbing (Option-Tabbing whatever) for 3 continuous minutes for no reason, other than I am entirely vacant, with little inspiration for the day – prospects of hibernation notwithstanding. Click the link. Be moderately amused.

Dance Bill. You fucking goose.
http://tauquil.com/archives/2006/01/06/re-introducing-the-real-windows-vista

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Fuck the Skull of Jesus with John Safran

March 19, 2006

Something to do with free speech and censorship.

The following URL contains pilots and things the ABC weren’t keen on airing. I don’t really know I haven’t watched them (yet, maybe ever). I do know that Safran is piss funny. Thanks to the nerds at MIT for hosting the offending content at an even more offensive domain!

I'd put my money on John coz Ray is a fucking douche

http://fuck-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/safran.html

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Cock O’lada… not even funny

March 19, 2006

German marketing at its finest. Ill conceived but yes! Someone did actually make this poor joke into a commercially available product. So I put it up here and now you can go ‘wow’ even though it’s not actually that funny. At all. You are expected to move right along. Now…
Sure to be a hit - CockO'lada

http://www.cockolada.de

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