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DigiTards

March 14, 2008

As we all know, Pro Tools is the Devil’s Work.

What you may not have known, is that Digidesign hate you. They hate me too, seeing as I’m NOT about to spend tens of thousands on their shit (at this point in time).

My conversation with them went thusly:

Me: Hi, I’m looking to buy Pro Tools Academic version but can’t find any retailers in Australia.
DD: That’s because we don’t sell it in Australia.
Me: Oh, why is that?
DD: Because we don’t.
Me: Well that’s not a very helpful answer.
DD: Look I’m not in the business of answering semantic questions and I’m actually on annual leave so I don’t have time to answer these kind of questions.
Me: Right, well I’ll let you speak with the dial tone then.

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Water as a controller

February 15, 2007

‘Nuff said.

UPDATE – DD has removed the videos – I think he was copping way too much shit over his fucktardedness…

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Taste the Radness… c64 DJ Controller

June 30, 2006

Give it a year or so, whenever Native Instruments commercially develops these DJ controllers… laptop DJ’ing will explode…
Not sure what they are doing with the SID’s, but considering I am a slut for c64 hacks… who really cares.
c64 love

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fibra/171159401/

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Sexomodular in the House – Extreme Synthesizing

June 30, 2006

Mexican wrestling masks and modular synthesizers on stage. It’s a winning combination…
Sexomodular... rad name... rad synths

http://www.sexomodular.com/gallery.html

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Kraftwerk’s Vocoder on eBay… oh yay

June 28, 2006

More eBay shit…

“The mother of all transistorized vocoders, prototype of early 70´s custom built for german electronic duo of that period:
documented by back cover photo of KW’s album “Ralf & Florian” and in some part in the artwork on inside sleeve.
The device was used for two studio productions, title “Ananas Symphonie” including synthetic vocals and rhythm track in conjunction with lapsteel guitar and rhythm machine , as well for “Kristallo” with rhythm machine and EMS-Synth.”

No bids, starting at US$3800… one day I will add this puppy to my vocoder collection. One day :P
Custom Kraftwerk vocoder..noice

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=+300001522431

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Gary Numan’s Virus on eBay

June 28, 2006

Well it’s actually Ade Fentons but who cares, they have both signed it, and it was used on Gary’s latest record ‘Jagged 2006′…
In cars, da duh, da duh duh duh
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7422997801

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Engineers…

June 27, 2006

and analog electronics. Love ‘em like maths.
From a guarded, intellectually lubricated distance…

Or was it socially lubricated.
Just don’t mug yourself.

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Max/MSP… almost in the hizzie

June 5, 2006

All my favourite bpitch control artists are using max/msp.

When I finally get it sorted… the taste will be sweet. Like honey. And saccharine.
Chip sounds will be a sinch with mmonoplayer.
Electronic music + nerd = c64 max/msp patches. Noice…

'console' sounds with max

http://www.mmonoplayer.com/projects.html

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MOT

May 24, 2006

Big ups the Museum of Techno…

Check out their collection of exotic South American badboy kick drums.
Funny fuckers.

MOT in the motherfucker

http://museumoftechno.org/exhibition_detail.php?id=9

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Brooklynn is an Audio Engineer…

April 11, 2006

and she’s in a calendar.
Hey, hot girls can be smart too…

At least that’s the premise behind this lameness.
Anyway, it still doesn’t stop her from being totally somewhat moist :)
Moist audio engineer action

http://www.geekgorgeous.com/brooklynn.htm

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sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ!

April 4, 2006

Crazy audio/video resynthesis, chop-up madness. If I could control this with a Lemur, I would be so cool and futuristic.
They like using Hammer’s “Can’t touch this”. You’ll see. I think its a thing.
“Copyright infringements have never been easier than with sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ!”

http://popmodernism.org/scrambledhackz/?c=4

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Sex with C64s.

March 31, 2006

Synth, sequencer and VJ hacks/mods…
The SID lives.
I want.

SID chip sickness
http://www.ucapps.de/

The scrub wheels appear to be 7″ weights from a pair of 1200′s.

VJ thingy
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/yves.rouquier/midibox/MidiBox-00.html

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Hans Zimmer Studio Pics

March 31, 2006

Do you know Hans? If not, you have certainly heard his music. He started off with Trevor Horn (heard of him?) in the Buggles – you know – Video Killed the Radio Star. Now he scores about every major Hollywood film that’s made. He is the master, I think, of combining electronic, orchestral, acoustic sources. He is not the best composer per se, but he understands musical mood and the effects of every instrument and muscial style like no other.

Below you can see the setup he used to use for orchestral sampling. Each of those Akais is like a section of strings or horns (painstakingly loaded by interns). Nowadays he uses Gigasampler on a PC (if my knowledge is still current).

Click the images for full-res versions.
Yes, you are the shit Hans Pre-VST baby

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George Massenburg and Blackbird’s Studio C…

March 28, 2006

For all you fuckers who don’t know George Massenburg… Get your head out of your anus and pay some respect.

He created parametric EQ, has just made the first 48-bit EQ plugin, and designed an ‘ambechoic’ studio using 90 tons of timber. Ever heard of GML equalizers? GML stands for George Massenburg Labs and you wouldn’t have because they cost $25,000, while you are happy with the cheap sound of your natively processed reverbs.
School yourself.
Massenburg's Matrixesque studio

http://www.digidesign.com/digizine/dz_main.cfm?edition_id=101&navid=907

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Turntable guitar for all you posers

March 19, 2006

For the quintessential rock Dj… Thank god it’s only a prototype.
The Vestax STC-V1. They call it a ‘stage controller’. I call it gay.
Scratch it up homeboy

http://www.djsource.co.uk/news/turntables/vestax-stage-controller-stc%11v1

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Lemur Controller Again.

March 17, 2006

Found it. Stream this. It’s the one where you kind of see how the Lemur works. Kind of…

Jazz Mutants...

http://www.sonicstate.com/news/shownews.cfm?newsid=2138

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Sonic State Gear Videos

March 17, 2006

While you’re there check out the NAMM and MESSE videos. Product demo videos of more audio hardware and software then you ever knew existed. Waste a whole night and go through it all.

Gear Sluts click here
http://www.sonicstate.com/news/videos.cfm

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Multi-touch Interaction Research

March 17, 2006

From those crazy nerds at Cycling ’74.

There is also a cool video somewhere you see it explained by one of the aforementioned nerds. I saw it ages ago on Sonic State…
This one is just a guy noodling around… Nice though…
I’ve gotta get YouTube working on this fucking blog.

Welcom to the future

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DtFLkA9zZtU

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You need to watch (and listen)

March 16, 2006

If you are even the slightest bit interested in music production.

Michael Mayer, Legowelt, John Acquaviva, Carl Craig, Bob Moog (RIP), Atom Heart, Alexander Robotnick, Claudio Simonetti and shitloads more…

Red Bull Music Academy. Corporate sponsorship is evil. Isn’t it. Educate yourself… seriously (about music, not the politics of corporate sponsorship). I’ve never tried Red Bull, as if you give a shit. Just watch the videos.

RBMA

Videos (Real Player but really worth it):
http://www.redbullmusicacademy.com/LECTURERS.95.0.html

Videos (Embedded Flash player):
http://www.redbullmusicacademy.com/FEATURES.96.0.html

Podcasts:
http://www.redbullmusicacademy.com/PODCASTS.132.0.html

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