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Omnivorous Tendencies

June 28, 2006

Ok, I was offered me some prime scotch fillet (thanks Bizza)… I sat there, cut it even and contemplated eating meat for the first time in 10 years. I was semi-keen to do it… I’m over ultra-skinnyness and shit. Well I don’t care but I’m sick of fat bastards commenting. I’ve been skinny since whenever and am still awaiting puberty, so maybe some cow will help.

Anyway, after laming out, I said I would eat a cheeseburger from Maccas if we won the football.

There is so many things wrong with that I know.

We didn’t win anyway, so I’ll probably be eating some swine one morning to get the flesh-eating underway.
Pre-Big Mac... Hit me up... yum

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2 Comments

  1. John McCann June 28, 2006 @ 3:23 pm

    Don’t do it mate… you just need to eat more legumes.

    Eating Pig isn’t cool.

    Do you think meat is going to make you bigger? Eat heaps of pasta instead.

  2. ash June 30, 2006 @ 4:42 pm

    just eat some horsey meat

    http://horsehater.blogspot.com/

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